Thursday, July 16, 2009

He'll Be Getting A Commission

I'm driving home from the splash park, a friend's son in the backseat. We're bopping along when suddenly Red starts spazzing out and my friend's son says something so funny, there is a moment when I think I might have to pull over because I am laughing so hard.

"Jen, Red is making a tool out of himself."
"What? A fool?"
"No, why is he making a tool of himself?"

Didn't have an answer for that, aside from "everyone's gotta have a hobby." But I need a bumper sticker that says, "Stop Making A Tool Of Yourself."
Posted by Jennie at 8:24 AM
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5 comments:

The Floydster said...

Your reply was perfect! What a hoot!

5:10 PM
Beth said...

HELLO!!! Paris Hilton supposedly "owns" "that's hot" so why can't you own that one?

XOXOX

5:21 PM
Love Toddler said...

Good reply.....

12:40 AM
Ramona said...

Stinkin' silly kid. Glad he's not mine. :-)

7:33 AM
Ramona said...

BTW. My favorite blogger is slackin' - no post in 6 days????!!!! I'm hungry!

7:33 AM

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