Things I should be doing:
1. taking a shower.
2. brushing my teeth.
3. cleaning my house.
4. buying groceries.
5. playing with my kids.
6. folding laundry.
7. exercising.
8. plucking my eyebrows.
9. making cherry pie filling.
10. making the beds.
What I am doing: Wasting time surfing the net and writing an extraneous and boring blog post. What the hell is wrong with me?
Friday, July 03, 2009
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Welcome to My World
It's a crazy one. Here's the guide.
Mr. Clairol: My darling husband and love of my life. He's a mechanic, dyes his hair platinum blond and drives to work on a Vespa. I swear he isn't gay.
Drama Queen: My fourteen year old daughter who is frighteningly brilliant and gorgeous to boot. Of course, I am her mother.
Missy Hoohaw: The four year old daughter. She loves animals and roughhousing and earned her name by being a 28 year old Marine in a preschooler's body. No, she doesn't swear and drink. But she can run twenty miles in the rain and give a mighty Hoo-rah.
Big Red: Our toddler son, who is redheaded and proud of it. He's got a healthy temper and the sweetest smile this side of the Mississippi, so it evens out. I was worried about defending him from his sisters at first. Now, I worry about the girls.
The Beast: Our dog, who is a mutt, heavy on the Great Dane. He's named after a heavy metal guitarist in my husband's all time favorite band. This says it all, believe me.
This is my life. Try not to be too jealous.
Mr. Clairol: My darling husband and love of my life. He's a mechanic, dyes his hair platinum blond and drives to work on a Vespa. I swear he isn't gay.
Drama Queen: My fourteen year old daughter who is frighteningly brilliant and gorgeous to boot. Of course, I am her mother.
Missy Hoohaw: The four year old daughter. She loves animals and roughhousing and earned her name by being a 28 year old Marine in a preschooler's body. No, she doesn't swear and drink. But she can run twenty miles in the rain and give a mighty Hoo-rah.
Big Red: Our toddler son, who is redheaded and proud of it. He's got a healthy temper and the sweetest smile this side of the Mississippi, so it evens out. I was worried about defending him from his sisters at first. Now, I worry about the girls.
The Beast: Our dog, who is a mutt, heavy on the Great Dane. He's named after a heavy metal guitarist in my husband's all time favorite band. This says it all, believe me.
This is my life. Try not to be too jealous.
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5 comments:
I should be doing all of the above also. ESPECIALLY plucking my eyebrows... :)
XOXOXOXOXOXO
Face it honey, you're addicted!
Is there a support groups for this? Hopefully online somewhere.
Yeah, that's NEVER happened to me -- EVER. Not today (70 times), yesterday (54), or the day before that (too many to count.)
When you waste your time, we get to read cool stuff. So don't stop!
Same thing that's wrong with me. I really need a motivational kick in my rear.
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