Monday, July 13, 2009

Random Bits of Hilarity

I am sitting here, debating the meaning of shmegma with Ramona and Kathy. My life has gone from the glamor of butt-wiping to almost surreal ridiculousness. And I'm getting paid for it. Lucky, lucky girl, is I.

Did I mention that this started because the word in question is the root of Ramona's nickname for her friend Don? I don't even want to know what she calls me behind my back.
Posted by Jennie at 11:23 AM
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Ramona said...

Hey, Two Bit, oh, I mean Jenn, For the record, the 'word in question' (it's so foul I can't even type it!) is NOT the root of my pet name for him. I had never heard the word until my 2 discount friends (you and Kathy) so uncerimoniously introduced it to my virgin ears! Now I must do my hail marys.

11:34 AM
Kim/2 Kids said...

Shmegma is the yucky white stuff that accumulated in my newborns armpits, it smelled awful.

She must really love him.

3:33 PM

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