Warning: Bullets Ahead

* Why is that Missy feels compelled to cry over something her brother is no longer doing?

Me: Why are you crying?
Missy: It upsets me when he's hitting the book.
Me: But he isn't hitting the book anymore and you are still crying. Why?
Missy: Because I'm sad that he hurt the book's feeling.

I didn't leap from the car while it was still moving. I get major points for that.

*I have approximately two months worth of Days of Our Lives on our DVR. I am not exaggerating. I should erase them and just catch up from the current episodes, but dude, they've added a character that is so smokin' hot, I'm all, "EJ who?"

David, Galen Gering needs to be a Papi of the day or daddy or whatever. H- to the -ottie.

Also the man who plays Kate's assistant is hilarious!!!!

*I am pretty much over peeing every time I cough. Or sneeze. Especially after I've JUST peed in the actual toilet!

*I was eavesdropping, listening to someone rant about how America is going down the toilet because we've strayed so far from God's worth and I wanted to laugh because he was talking to a lesbian. She got major points for not punching him in the damn nose.

*I think I'm going to leave my Farm and move to the big city because Mafia Wars has hooked me!

*I've been making out fiddling with Excel, planning our preschool job rotation. Can you say geek heaven? I'm praying for people to drop and more to add, just so I can have an excuse to play with it again.

*I've been wasting a phenomenal amount of time playing Webkinz games. Ostensibly to build up the cash for Missy's pony, but mostly because I adore wasting time. Um, and I'm a gaint dork.

*Too many bills, not enough money. As usual.

Back to work. Because I'm trying to actually get stuff done today. You know, just for kicks and giggles.